ENGLISH NAME	JAPANESE NAME	POKEMOPOLIS NAME	DODGINESS RATING	ANIMATION	STORY	TEAM ROCKET	MORAL LEARNT
561: If The Scarf Fits, Wear It!	566: Ukabu Mikakunin Kaibutsu!?	Ash and Angie Again! ....Anal?			Ash helps his quasi-girlfriend cover up a fuck-up	Devoted to their fake careers!	If your daughter has a boy around when you're not home, something is up!

Today finds the twerps stopping in Solaceon Town for a cool drink, Brock reading a shitty tabloid newspaper called the Sinnoh Star about a "Scarf Monster" spotted in Town. Ash and Dawn aren't impressed by the blurry, out of focus image, and Brock admits that the Star is a bit of a rag. The town lights come on as the day fades, and they head out into the dark of the forest because they're incredibly retarded.

But there is a reason for their stupidity, and at the heart of it is Ash, of course. And it's his heart leading him on (or something else that blood pumps through), because they're on their way to visit Angie! Yes, the tomboyish young girl who Ash came sooooo close to banging at Summer Camp, and now maybe he's got another shot at disgracing her and ruining her life!

So into the forest in the dark they go, but as they move along they hear a noise and turn to see a silhouette... something bulky and monstrous, with what appears to be a scarf! Is it the Scarf Monster? Well....



But apparently that's the extent of their encounter, as they are seen shortly after walking up the road out of the forest approaching Angie's house. As they get close, Angie and Shinx step out and spot the twerps, and a joyful reunion is had as they find out who got married, who got VD, and who got fat.... well that last one isn't so much a mystery.



Not quite, it seems Angie's neglectful parents have gone off on a trip and left her in sole charge of the nursery, and she has run herself ragged. When Ash offers to help out (still hoping to get anal it seems), Brock throws in an offer to cook her a meal, and she happily takes him up on it. Pikachu, Piplup and Shinx have also gorged themselves and passed out from delight, while Angie seems to become elusive when asked what kind of Pokémon the nursery is currently raising. Ash mentions they saw the Scarf Monster and she freaks out, then excuses herself and rushes out of the nursery, and the twerps follow her to a cave. Resigned to having to tell them, she takes them down deep into the cave to a large cavern and foul green water. The place is empty, and she admits that the "Scarf Monster" is the Pokémon she has been looking after.... or rather, supposed to be looking after. She promises to explain everything later, but first she has to recover it, and the twerps agree to help.

In Solaceon itself, Team Rocket have "disguised" themselves as Sinnoh Star Reporters looking for the inside scoop on the Scarf Monster, intending to then send it on to the Boss and become King and Queen of the Team Rocket mountain (oddly enough, James doesn't want to be the Queen). As they celebrate their non-existent and highly unlikely future success though, a screeching car tire catches their attention and they turn to see Officer Jenny reviewing "monster tracks".... or rather spilt water. Well, hopefully spilt water and not some other bodily fluid..... oh it IS a bodily fluid! But thankfully only saliva.

In a garden in the town, the twerps have laid out a large bowl of Pokémon Food, and they see a lumbering beast approaching, its silhouette the same that Ash saw earlier, it IS the scarf monster! It's..... LickyLicky!

Holy crap it turns out the largely unseen creature with mysterious abilities turned out not to be some kind of mythical monster/football supporter but one of 400+ Pocket Monsters, which are creatures with mysterious abilities that populate the world that the twerps live in! What a shocker!

Angie admits that LickyLicky is the Scarf Monster, and Ash asks for an explanation. It turns out that while Angie's parents were on vacation she was given a Lickitung to help raise, only she went a little overboard, teaching it Rollout and reaching the point where it evolved, which she didn't react overly well to.

To make matters worse, it didn't like being held captive, so when she put it in its Pokéball it just took itself right back out again. So in panic she put it in a cave in the middle of nowhere rather than keeping it in the nursery, and because she can't feed it enough it heads off into town to find more food.

But what about the scarf?

Angie has quite the explanation for that, because it dislikes the Pokéball so much, she put an inflatable collar around its neck, and when she needs to move it she simply pumps it full of air so if starts floating and then drags it through the air on a leash.

I..... this..... okay.

"Angie, you've got quite an imagination," Brock finally manages to get out.

Ash is delighted though, as is Team Rocket who have spotted the shadow of LickyLicky and rush around the corner in delight only to spot the twerps and panic, at the same time the twerps spot the "reporters" and also panic! Everyone is panicking!

As Jesse, James and Meowth confab in terror, Dawn and Brock cheese it dragging LickyLicky with them, leaving behind Ash and Angie to look like a young couple seeking a place for illegal awkward underage sex. Deciding to push the bluff, Jesse asks Ash and Angie if they have any idea where to find the Scarf Monster and Ash happily says it went that way and points.... right at a horrified Dawn and Brock in the bushes. Realising his mistake, he and Angie leap into Jesse's face and point her in another direction, finally sending Team Rocket on their way.

Out in the middle of the forest, a late night fisherman spots the "Scarf Monster" floating through the air, and soon after it is back in the cave where Angie promises to do her best for it and Brock offers it some food, though its reaction is rather strange.

The next morning, Angie comes by the window as Ash, Brock and Dawn open up and stretch out. They tell her she'll need to tell her parents sooner or later about what she has done. Ash offers them all to go with her and she blushes with gratitude and lust, while out in the forest Team Rocket have learnt from the fisherman that the Scarf Monster was nearby the previous night. They head in the direction it was seen and change back into their regular costumes, now trying to come up with a capture plan. Jesse suggests that Meowth rustle them up a robot and it turns out he had one prepared just in case someone asked, and hits a remote that calls in a..... giant rock!

With a robot behind it!

And that giant rock is a giant ball of Pokémon Food! That Meowth just happened to have! With a robot behind it! In case anyone happened to ask! He wouldn't have even mentioned it if it never came up!

The scent of the giant ball of food wafts its way into the cave, LickyLicky picking up the aroma and happily tromping towards it, tearing the leash off like it was nothing but a thing. Not long after the twerps and Angie return and discover the snapped rope, while in the forest Team Rocket ride in the cockpit of the robot as it rolls the steaming ball of food along. Spitting LickyLicky, they kick the ball forward and LickyLicky starts licking it, and as it licks the ball, a phallic object juts out of the crotch of the robot and then thrusts forward and explodes out all over LickyLicky.

Pokémon. A show for children>

LickyLicky gives no fuck, continuing to lick away at the ball as the twerps arrive and Angie... doesn't know who Team Rocket are! To demonstrate just who they are, Jesse flies through the air, James tears through the dirt and Meowth just bounces about like crazy before they set off a giant explosion, just because they can.

"Talk about the pot calling the kettle black!"
"Twerps have that twerpish knack!"
"On the wind!"
"Past the stars!"
"And off my baaaaaaack!" screams Meowth.
"Bringing chaos at a breakneck pace!"
"Dashing all hope, putting fear in its place."
"A rose by any other name's just as sweet!"
"Neat! When everything's worse, our work is complete!"
"Jesse!"
"James!"
"Meowth's da name!"
"Putting the do-gooders in their place."
"We're Team Rocket!"
"Yippee!" cries Meowth.
"We're in your face!" they finish together.

Team Rocket insist that it isn't Angie's LickyLicky but the Scarf Monster, so Angie has Shinx tear through the scarf, proving that the twerps aren't the only ones fooled by tiny costume additions. Realising that it is just the "standard" LickyLicky, James and Meowth are downcast but Jesse roars that she doesn't care, she wants it! James mutters a "Yes dear," which is surprisingly overly familiar, and Meowth moans why? So she tells them, because the scarf makes the monster!

Pikachu, Shinx and Piplup all work together while Brock stands around uselessly, the Robot kicking rocks at the Pokémon. Brock tells Ash and Angie to get LickyLicky to safety, and then all four of them do that and leave their Pokémon behind to die!

But as they run, Team Rocket's robot blasts fire out of its asshole (of course!) and smashes down in front of them brandishing a giant rock over its..... well it doesn't have a head. Angie has LickyLicky use Rollout, Wrap and Slam to smash the rock, restrain the robot and destroy it, before Ash adds injury to injury with a Thunderbolt that sends Team Rocket blasting off again, making tonguing quips all the way while Wobbuffet happily agrees. Ash congratulates Angie on the great job she did with LickyLicky but she says it would have been better if Lickitung hadn't evolved. And that's when Angie's parents show up!



BUST-ED!

Inside the Nursery, Angie's dad is PISSED! As the mother tries to play diplomat, he insists that this is a problem that can't just be "undone". Ash steps up to the plate to try and help Angie out, saying she isn't at fault, she was just trying way too hard, and as he talks in her defence she lets out a quiet,"Oh.... Ash...." in her head. The parents agree with the boy who has been living in their house with their underage daughter since they left her there alone, but this still raises the issue of the original trainer, who they have called to the Nursery today. Just then they hear loud exclamations from outside and all four join Brock and Dawn as a great big fat Italian dude cries out in ethnic delight at his now equally fat and happy LickyLicky. He skids forward and energetically pumps Angie's father's hands before pirouetting back to LickyLicky as everyone else realises that they just dodged a fucking bullet.... maybe literally if this Italian stereotype is as stereotypical as he seems! Angie's Dad is relieved, saying they all got off easy.... does this include their daughter when she was alone in the house with the boy they never met before?

The next day the twerps say their goodbyes, Angie happily telling Ash that he needs to work hard on being a trainer. He agrees and the twerps walk away, Angie waving enthusiastically as her parents note that THIS was the Ash she can't stop talking about, no wonder she likes him so much! Why, if they get married they can take over the family business!

A horrified Angie squawks at them not to say such things out loud, while too far distant to have actually heard anything, Ash nevertheless displays his own father's allergic reaction to commitment and lets loose with a loud sneeze!



Oh Ash, you're supposed to have sex and THEN ditch them forever to pine away after you!

BEST QUOTES

"Nary a bum nor beast in sight!" "I hate to admit it but those tongue toting twerps licked us but good!"

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